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June 14, 2007

Harper's Index - June 2007

Percentage change since 2000 in the number of Americans living at less than half the federal poverty line: +32
Factor by which uninsured children in U.S. hospitals are more likely to die of their injuries than are insured children: 2
Chances that a large U.S. metropolitan area has seen its homicide rate increase since 2004 : 7 in 10
Rank of New Orleans among cities with the highest per-capita murder rate last year: 1
Rank of Houston and Atlanta, respectively, among U.S. cities with the most Fortune 500 headquarters: 2, 3
Number of the sixteen states of the South where more than 25 percent of adults are clinically obese: 12
Number of all other states where this is true: 5
Number of states in 1990 and 2005, respectively, where more than 14 percent of adults were clinically obese: 0, 50
Ratio in 1985 of the number of new homes with two or fewer bedrooms to the number with four or more: 4:3
Ratio today: 1:3
Minimum number of copies sold of Flipping Houses for Dummies since its publication last year: 17,000
Chance that the buyer of a U.S. home in 2006 now has "negative equity," i.e., the debt on the home exceeds its value: 1 in 6
Percentage of CEOs of S&P 500 companies whose homes are at least 10,000 square feet or sit on more than ten acres: 13
Average percentage by which growth in their companies' stock prices lagged behind that of CEOs with smaller homes: 7
Percentage of white-collar Americans who brought work with them on vacation in 1995 : 23
Percentage last year: 43
Percentage change since 1900 in Americans' average amount of leisure time: 0
Percentage of U.S. households that will have a Nintendo Wii by 2011, according to Merrill Lynch: 30
Portion of all Internet traffic today that is file sharing of music, films, and videos: 2/3
Percentage change since 1990 in worldwide demand for newsprint: +18
Percentage change in North America: -26
Minimum number of different books sold in the U.S. last year, as tracked by Nielsen BookScan: 1,446,000
Number of these that sold fewer than 99 copies: 1,123,000
Number that sold more than 100,000: 483
Days after the DVD release of Borat that it became the top item shipped to Kazakhstan by Amazon.co.uk : 4
Percentage of British Muslims aged 16 to 24 who advocate death for Muslims who convert to another faith: 36
Percentage who say they "admire organizations like al-Qaeda that are prepared to fight the West" : 13
Number of months that mud has been erupting from the ground in eastern Java, Indonesia: 10
Amount that is currently emerging per day, in gallons: 36,900,000
Number of recent computer models that a team of climate experts studied to assess Arctic warming: 15
Number of the models that showed the North Pole having ice-free summers by 2100: 7
Grant that NASA has given an Arizona astronomer to study how to block solar rays with a cloud of small spacecraft: $70,000
Number of two-foot-wide spacecraft he says would be required: 16,000,000,000,000
Chance that a watt of U.S. nuclear energy is generated in part by material from former Soviet warheads: 1 in 2
Number of UFO sightings in France since 1950, according to newly released French government documents: 1,650
Portion of these sightings that F~ance has classified as inexplicable: 1/4
Cost, from a California company, for a headset that can control a video game with brain waves: $50
Number of different moods it can read, in order to select an appropriate MP3 plavlist : 3
Amount that Lockheed Martin has spent so far on Polecat, a new unmanned stealth aircraft: $27,000,000
Date on which the only prototype crashed when the self-destruct mode was accidentally activated: 12/18/06

July 7, 2007

Harper's Index - July 2007

Number of U.S. prisoners freed through DNA evidence since 1989: 201
Percentage who had been mistakenly identified by eyewitnesses: 77
Chances that a judge in a 2003 study deemed a taped confession to be voluntary if only the suspect appeared on camera: 4 in 5
Chances if both the suspect and interrogator were filmed: 2 in 3
Number of days a Japanese arrestee can be interrogated without a lawyer: 23
Percentage of Japanese arrestees who confess to crimes: 92 Percentage brought to trial who are convicted: 99.9
Amount that a Colorado state prisoner is paid to work a day as a field hand at a local farm: 60ยข
Amount the prisons are paid by farmers for each inmate's daily work: $77.20
Amount the USDA's Rural Development program has given in aid to distressed rural areas since 2001 : $8,600,000,000
Amount the program has given to metropolitan areas, retirement communities, and resorts: $39,100,000,000
Percentage of every dollar spent at a locally owned Chicago store that is retained or recirculated in the city: 68
Percentage of every dollar spent at a chain store in Chicago that is : 43
Estimated amount in state taxes Wal-Mart avoided last year by renting stores from shell companies it created: $403,000,000 Portion of the worldwide revenue from food retailing accounted for by ten corporations: 1/4
Percentage of workers at Russia's retail markets that can be foreign-born, according to a law that took effect in April: 0
Portion of the stalls at these markets that are now empty: 1/4
Percentage of national news at Russia's largest independent radio network that management says must now be "positive" : 50
Number of postings by the U.S. State Department's "digital outreach team" on Arabic websites this year: 490 (see page 18)
Number of U.S.-run Iraqi reconstruction projects declared successfully "complete" that inspectors visited this year: 8 Number from this sample that were found not to be functioning: 7
Chance that an inmate at any of the U.S.-run prisons in Iraq has been identified as a "foreign fighter": 1 in 195
Percentage of Baghdad residents who have a family member or friend who has been wounded or killed since 2003 : 77
Number of U.S. soldiers who have died in combat or non-combat situations while on duty since 2001: 9,185
Number who died on duty during the Clinton years: 7,500
Percentage of U.S. soldiers who say they "know for certain" that someone in their unit is gay or lesbian: 23
Minimum number ofWiccans currently serving in the military: 1,870 Price from an Illinois company to turn the cremated ashes of a loved one into a 1.5-carat diamond: $24,999
Number of smaller diamonds the company offers in its "Family Plan" : 4
Rank of Nevaeh, "heaven" spelled backward, among the fastest growing names given to American newborns since 2000 : 1
Percentage change in the number of Louisiana and Mississippi newborns named Katrina in the year after the hurricane: +153
Percentage of West Virginia public schools that will use the video game Dance Dance Revolution in P.E. classes next year: 100
Rank of golf and basketball, respectively, among the ten pro sports Americans view as the most "ethical" and "upstanding": 1, 10
Percentage change since 1994 in Barry Bonds's shoe and jersey size, respectively: +24, +18
Percentage increase since 1980 in a male action figure's relative bicep, chest, and calf size, respectively: 64, 55, 70
Donation Arnold Schwarzenegger was given by Donald Trump after appearing on The Apprentice in March: $10,000
Amount paid on eBay in May for an unsalaried summer internship at GQ magazine: $30,200
Estimated value of the "style/grooming makeover" the intern will receive: $1,500
Amount Uncle Ben's rice spent this year to rebrand the "iconic character" of its fictional namesake: $20,000,000
Date on which he was "elevated" to "Uncle Ben, Chairman" : 3/30/07

October 15, 2007

Vintage Koolaid Television Commerical

Just a little retro-fun with a vintage Kool-Aid commercial. Brightening your day with a couple of teaspoons of artificial flavor and a whole bucket of sugar!

October 17, 2007

She Needs Sugar In Her Life

The new Woz 'n Jobs Lego set!Formed in 1943, the Sugar Association was an industry trade gropu "dedicated to the role of scientific study of sugar in food and communication of that role to the public". Here's an example of their selfless quest for truth via a "Sugar Information, Inc." promotional poster.

Mary got to school early for Student Council. Her team won in gym. After play rehearsal, she'll Watusi with the gang. She needs sugar in her life. For energy. She needs energyless, artificially sweetened foods and beverages like a turtle needs a seat belt. Sugar swings. Serve. Serve some. Sugar's got what it takes... 18 calories per teaspoon and it's all energy.

Note to Mothers: Exhaustion may be dangerous - especially to children who haven't learned to avoid it by pacing themselves. Exhaustion opens the door a little wider to the bugs and ailments that are always lying in wait. Sugar puts back energy fast - offsets exhaustion. Synthetic sweeteners put back nothing. Energy is the first requirement of life. Play safe with your young ones - make sure they get sugar every day.

October 18, 2007

Oh, The Horror!

Is truth scarier than fiction? Well, when it comes to Michael Jackson, arguabley so! If your little ghoul is aching to scare the dickens out of their schoolmates on Halloween, steer 'em away from that nasty ol' Deatheater or Slipknot mask. For you can get this Wack Jacko mask ($30) - definitely not sold at the Neverland giftshop!

October 21, 2007

Simian Strife Stimulated by Anthropoid Sciolism

According to The Times of India, the deputy mayor of Delhi, S S Bajwa, was killed by a band of monkeys. Mr. Bawa apparently died this morning of head injuries after falling from the terrace of his house after being attacked by a group of monkeys. The city has long been plagued by monkeys attacking humans (remember Secretary Rumsfeld's trip to India in 2002?) for quite a while. Roving bands of Rhesus monkeys hav long invaded government complexes and temples and snatch food out of people's hands on the streets. The problem is exacerbated by large population of devout Hindus (who revere the monkeys as a manifestation of the monkey god Hanuman) providing them offerings of bananas and nuts.

Last year, India's High Court orderd the city to address the mounting problem. So the leaders of Delhi employed monkey catchers to roam the city with large nets (yeah, that same image you've got from cartoons of the proverbial dog catcher), but that didn't work. So what do they do? They created monkey mercenaries - they actually trained bands of larger, more aggressive Langur monekys to maraud the smaller Rhesus hordes. A municipal government is actually training (arming?) mercernary monkeys to cull little terrorist monkeys.... ok, this so surreal and reminiscent of human life my little head is about to spin off...