Comcastify JavaScript

You may be hankerin' for the old days of dial-up when your images loaded so S-L-O-W-L-Y you could use it to measure the growth cycle on your redwood tree. Or, perhaps, you're just enjoying the irony of purchasing a 50 MBPS connection from Comcast only to enjoy those nostalgically pokey 300 baud load times...and ponder what will this mean when NetFlix is paying a premium that aces you out completely. Give your users of your blog the chance to enjoy a little slice of the future by slow loading your website's images with ComcastifyJS!